Star's Future Husband is at it Again!

This is just hilarious. The dance moves are stellar.

You Suck at Life and I'm Not Talking About the Board Game

Remember Boy? Here and here. Yeah - well, he's a reader. Okay, maybe I can't say that he is a reader, but I can say that he read my blog. And Boy is not happy. Specifically, he said "Nice Blog! Whatever." via text. Which is a superb comment to make if you don't read anything into it. But I know better.

Remember Hugsters, this is the same fool who thinks it would be flattering to send me a card that asks me to hurriedly have intercourse with him, but in the body of the card, ask me to dinner. Some people's kids, I tell ya!

This dude had more chances that Kwame Kilpatrick has had hookers - and that's a lot, allegedly. So, Guess what Boy? I will go right ahead and continue writing what I please and if you don't like it, DON'T READ IT.

Buh-Bye!

Another Year, Another Wrinkle

So, as of last week, I am officially 31 years old. I feel pretty much the same, I just have to remember a different age now and let me tell you, "thirty" was very, very difficult to get used to saying.

I received a lot of well-wishes from family, friends and colleagues. I even had a wonderful birthday dinner that was unexpected and a surprise delivery of flowers when I got home from work. It was a lot better than I anticipated - because I was expecting my neck to get 2 inches of loose skin hanging at exactly the moment of my legal birth time, or something to that magnitude like the sudden and mortifying need for trifocals when I woke up that morning. None of those things happened, this year at least.

Anyhow, for those of you that don't know, a fellow blogger you might read is a person I know quite well and he wrote this (click here) . Now, i probably don't have to tell you that I really hate this photo that he chose to use - and I am almost positive he chose it because it was a little "off". But, it was a cool post and I never expected it.

The part about never talking to me in "baby talk" is 100% true and I refuse to understand why people think this is a good idea. I have memories of the people that talked like that to me - and they are usually of their faces looking all contorted and of them being people I avoided because they creeped me out and sounded stupid. I am fully convinced that his decision to forgo that nonsense is why I spoke full sentences in perfect English at a very young age. Funny how I just told the same thing to a friend of mine - this apple didn't fall too far - for better or worse.

Hope you enjoy.

summer...meh

So, summer has been nothing but mere normal everyday shite. I am sick of this humidity and boredom that is the regular everyday thing around here. I remember summer being full of things to do and the outings that take up every weekend until the end of September...what happened this year?

Okay, fine, I went to that one weekend trip with my family and I went to Cleveland on a couple different weekends to see my sister, but that's it. I need some action! I need a great party! But no such luck thus far...

I might also be feeling this way in part because I just started Accutane a couple weeks ago. Yep - the acne drug that people get so freaked out by because of all of the side effects. Okay, you may be thinking, "why HugN'Kiss, would you be on Accutane? You don't have bad skin." But au contraire mo fraire, I do indeed have bad skin - I just have magnificent make-up application skills. After trying many things in the past 10 years - including my most recent stint with chemical peels that were supposed to take away some dark pigmentation and my breakouts - I have given in and am taking the strongest and riskiest medicine on the planet to date.

One of the side effects is fatigue, which I have to the extreme...and might be a blessing in disguise, considering I normally have insomnia. I think this is making me feel underwhelmed about most things and just plain tired all of the time.

Another side effect that is supposed to taper off in most people, is a case of the "blues", aka, depression and moodiness. Check and Check. I am just not feeling happy nor am I in a good mood. I am annoyed easier than normal. Best example I can tell you is that I snapped at my mom the other day for no reason and I also am finding myself super offended by the lack of RSVPs to my birthday bon fire next week. If I were thinking straight - neither of these would be happening. So, I will be keeping myself in check and reminding myself that these things are just the meds.

Also - my whole dermis is super dry like the Sahara Desert. I can go 4 days with only rinsing and conditioning my hair and nothing gross happens. My face is scaly and nasty...so, that isn't very uplifting either. I also can't go in the sun. I got a sunburn on my face and arms from my under cabinet lighting at work last week. So much for bike riding and playing tennis this summer.

Anyhow - now that I have told you how boring my summer has been and how unappealing I am to look at and be around right now, I bet you will be checking back soon. hooray.

I will try to conjure up some good shit later this week. Next Wednesday is my birthday, so maybe I will start to think of the memories I have of birthdays past. Oh! I just thought of one that involves a hilariously vulgar outfit that an ex boyfriend bought me a long time ago. I was mortified and had to hide it from my parents. I was 15. Those were the days...